The rules!

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The rules!

Postby rebbonk » Fri Nov 24, 2017 9:42 am

On the first day at the new senior's complex, the manager addressed all the new seniors pointing out some of the rules: "The female sleeping quarters will be out-of-bounds for all males, and the male dormitory to the females. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined £20 the first time".

He continued "Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined £60. Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of £180. Are there any questions?"

At this point, an older gentleman stood up in the crowd asked...
Spoiler:
"How much for a season pass?"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: The rules!

Postby Melisandre » Fri Nov 24, 2017 2:03 pm

:lol:
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