The nursing home.

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The nursing home.

Postby Jock Strapp » Sun Nov 12, 2017 12:07 pm

An Arab family was considering putting their grandfather (Abdullah) in a nursing home. All the Arab Facilities were completely full, so they had to put him in a Jewish facility. After a few weeks in the Jewish home, they came to visit Grandpa.

How do you like it here?" asked the grandson"

It's wonderful! Everyone here is so courteous and respectful," said grandpa.

"We're so happy for you. We were worried that this was the wrong place for you, since you are a little different from everyone."

"Oh, no! Let me tell you about how wonderfully they treat the residents," Abdullah said with a big smile.

"There's a musician here - he's 85 years old. He hasn't played the violin in 20 years, and everyone still calls him Maestro!"

"There is a judge in here - he's 95 year old. He hasn't been on the bench in 30 years and everyone still calls him Your Honor."

"There's a dentist here - 90 years old. He hasn't fixed a tooth for 25 years, and everyone still calls him Doctor! "

"And Me - I haven't had sex for 35 years and they still call me The F***ing Arab”.
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Re: The nursing home.

Postby rebbonk » Sun Nov 12, 2017 1:41 pm

:lol:
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Postby Melisandre » Sun Nov 12, 2017 8:18 pm

:lol:
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