No computers

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No computers

Postby rebbonk » Mon Nov 06, 2017 11:26 am

Went to the Jobcentre earlier, to see if they had anything for me.

The girl said, 'We have a few positions in data entry.'

'Sorry,' I replied, 'but I can't use a computer.'

'You can't use a computer? In this day and age? Are you mentally handicapped?'

'No,' I replied,
Spoiler:
'but it's one of my bail conditions.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: No computers

Postby Melisandre » Mon Nov 06, 2017 11:54 am

:lol:
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Re: No computers

Postby dutchman » Mon Nov 06, 2017 5:01 pm

:lol:
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