Spat with the ex

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Spat with the ex

Postby rebbonk » Mon Nov 06, 2017 11:27 am

My ex wife called to tell me her new fella is 10 times the man I am.

I told her my new girlfriend is only half the woman she is.

Spoiler:
20 years old and 8 stone!
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Spat with the ex

Postby Melisandre » Mon Nov 06, 2017 12:04 pm

:lol:
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