Marrying a golfer

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Marrying a golfer

Postby rebbonk » Sun Nov 05, 2017 9:55 am

Pete and Linda met on a singles cruise and Pete fell head over heels for her.....

When they discovered they lived in the same city, only a few miles apart, Pete was ecstatic. He immediately started asking her out when they got home.

Within a couple of weeks, Pete had taken Linda to dance clubs, restaurants, concerts, movies, and museums. Pete became convinced that Linda was indeed his soul mate and true love. Every date seemed better than the last. On the one-month anniversary of their first dinner on the cruise ship, Pete took Linda to a fine restaurant.

While having cocktails and waiting for their salad, Pete said, "I guess you can tell I'm very much in love with you. I'd like a little serious talk before our relationship continues. So, before I get a box out of my jacket and ask you a life changing question, it's only fair to warn you, I'm a total golf nut. I play golf, I read about golf, I watch golf on TV. In short, I eat, sleep, and breathe golf. If that's going to be a problem for us, you'd better say so now!"

Linda paused, then responded, “Pete, that certainly won't be a problem. I love you as you are and I love golf too; but, since we're being totally honest with each other, you need to know that for the last five years I've been a hooker."

Pete said,
Spoiler:
"It's probably because you're not keeping your wrists straight when you hit the ball."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Marrying a golfer

Postby Melisandre » Sun Nov 05, 2017 2:46 pm

:lol:
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Re: Marrying a golfer

Postby dutchman » Sun Nov 05, 2017 8:11 pm

:lol:
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