A mad world

[Jock Strapp]

If there was a shred of doubt the world is totally insane, this will remove it. Only Divine intervention can restore us to sanity.
This says it all…….

Pythagoras' Theorem: .........................24 words.
Lord's Prayer: .......................................... 66 words.
Archimedes' Principle: .................................67 words.
Ten Commandments: .......................................179 words.
Gettysburg Address: ................................................286 words.
US Declaration of Independence : ..............................1,300 words.
US Constitution with all 27 Amendments: ........................7,818 words.
EU Regulations on the Sale of CABBAGES: ..................26,911 words

IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD

1) You can't count your hair.

2) You can't wash your eyes with soap.


3) You can't breathe when your tongue is out.


Put your tongue back in your mouth, you silly person.


TEN (10) THINGS I KNOW ABOUT YOU

1) You are reading this.

2) You are human.

3) You can't say the letter ''P'' without separating your lips.

4) You just attempted to do it.

6) You are laughing at yourself.

7) You have a smile on your face and you skipped No. 5.

8) You just checked to see if there is a No. 5.

9) You laugh at this because you are a fun loving person & everyone does it too.

10) You are probably going to send this to see who else falls for it.

You have received this nonsense because I didn't want to be alone in the
idiot category.

Have a great Day. Laugh, and then Laugh and sing It's a Beautiful Morning even when it's not.


"Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many."

[dutchman]

"Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many."

[Melisandre]

Have a great Day. Laugh, and then Laugh and sing It's a Beautiful Morning even when it's not.

I would but if I laughed to loud and sang to loud I might get an ASBO