She's leaving

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She's leaving

Postby rebbonk » Sat Nov 04, 2017 11:07 am

My wife says she's leaving me because I treat our house like a hotel.

I said to her, "Don't forget to
Spoiler:
leave your keys at reception on the way out."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: She's leaving

Postby Melisandre » Sat Nov 04, 2017 1:20 pm

:lol:
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