Anniversary

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Anniversary

Postby rebbonk » Mon Oct 30, 2017 11:00 am

For their anniversary, a couple went out for a romantic dinner.

Their teenage daughters said they would fix a dessert and leave it waiting.

When they got home, they saw that the dining room table was beautifully set with china, crystal and candles; there was a note that read: "Your dessert is in the refrigerator. We are staying with friends, so go ahead and do something we wouldn't do!"

"I suppose" the husband responded dryly
Spoiler:
"we could clean the house".
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Anniversary

Postby Melisandre » Mon Oct 30, 2017 4:16 pm

:lol:
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Re: Anniversary

Postby dutchman » Mon Oct 30, 2017 10:23 pm

:lol:
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