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Breeding birds (very rude)

Postby rebbonk » Tue Oct 17, 2017 10:10 am

I went to the pet shop to buy some breeding birds.

The cashier said, "Have you got a store card?"

I said, "No
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but I did get a budgie excited once."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Breeding birds (very rude)

Postby Melisandre » Tue Oct 17, 2017 5:26 pm

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