Tonsils removed

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Tonsils removed

Postby rebbonk » Sun Oct 15, 2017 11:21 am

A young boy of four was going into hospital to have his tonsils removed.

He told his playmate, "I'll be gone for awhile I have to have surgery."

On the day he was admitted his mother asked if the doctor could also circumcise the boy while he was asleep.

The doctor agreed.

The boy woke up and was very sore down below for several days.

After about a week he got to see his playmate again.

The playmate informed him that he was also going to have to have his tonsils out soon. He asked him to tell him about the surgery.

The little boy replied, "All I can tell you is your tonsils
Spoiler:
ain't where you think they are."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Tonsils removed

Postby Melisandre » Sun Oct 15, 2017 4:19 pm

:lol:
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