I've killed her

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I've killed her

Postby rebbonk » Sat Oct 14, 2017 11:31 am

As my wife lay dead on the floor, the weapon next to her, the detective said, "Do you want to tell me what happened?"

"I was cleaning it and it went off," I replied.

Spoiler:
"It's a bl**dy bow and arrow!" he shouted.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: I've killed her

Postby Melisandre » Sat Oct 14, 2017 1:59 pm

:lol:
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