How to achieve 'Inner Peace'...

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How to achieve 'Inner Peace'...

Postby dutchman » Thu Oct 05, 2017 10:57 pm

I'm passing this on because it worked for me today. A doctor on TV said that in order to have inner peace in our lives, we should always finish things that we start. Since we all could use calm in our lives, I looked around my house to find things I'd started & hadn't finished.
Spoiler:
I finished a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiuminun scriptins, an a box a choclutz. Yu has no idr how fablus I feel rite now.
Send this to all ur freineds who need inner piss. An telum u luvum
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Re: How to achieve 'Inner Peace'...

Postby rebbonk » Fri Oct 06, 2017 9:46 am

Works for me :thumbsup:
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: How to achieve 'Inner Peace'...

Postby Melisandre » Fri Oct 06, 2017 10:18 am

:lol:
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