Expensive watch

[rebbonk]

After a few pints down at the local, talk got round to who had the most expensive watch.

I showed mine first.

"That's a Rolex Oyster, worth two and a half grand," I grinned.

My mate John smiled and proudly pointed to his wrist.

"This is a white gold Patek Phillipe. I paid the best part of twenty grand for it."

Dave rolled up his sleeve to show his watch.

"What do you think of that then? It cost me £200,000."

Me and John stared a while then I said, "Dave, That’s a Casio."

"I know," he sighed. "My ex-wife bought it for me

Spoiler:

then found it in her sister's bed."

[Melisandre]