Uncouth slob (bit rude)

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Uncouth slob (bit rude)

Postby rebbonk » Thu Sep 28, 2017 10:09 am

The judge turns to the woman and says "I see you're divorcing your husband on the grounds he's an uncouth slob. Can you give me an example of this?"

"Yes, your Honour" replies the wife. "Whenever we go out, he always drinks tea with his pinkie sticking out".

"There's nothing wrong with that madam. In fact, it's considered good manners in some circles to drink tea with the little finger sticking out" says the judge.

"But your Honour" replies the woman
Spoiler:
"I wasn't talking about his finger".
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Uncouth slob (bit rude)

Postby Melisandre » Thu Sep 28, 2017 6:33 pm

:lol:
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