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New girlfriend...

Postby dutchman » Tue Sep 26, 2017 5:29 am

I've just started dating a very pretty medical student from Oxford University.

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Mind you, I've hidden all the kitchen knives!
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Re: New girlfriend...

Postby rebbonk » Tue Sep 26, 2017 8:31 am

:lol:
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: New girlfriend...

Postby Melisandre » Tue Sep 26, 2017 3:42 pm

:lol:
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