Her husband came in to the room and glanced at what she was doing, and started badgering "HONEY be more careful! PLEASE WATCH WHAT YOU ARE DOING! You don't want to poke YOUR finger! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU! Don't look up when YOUR'E SEWING! There you go now slow and steady, nice even stitches."
The wife puts down the needle and thread, looks up at her husband, and says "What the hell is wrong with you? Do you know how many times I've sewn socks before?!"
"EXACTLY THE POINT I WAS TRYING TO GET AT" hollered the husband "DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES
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