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Big bum?

Postby rebbonk » Fri Sep 15, 2017 9:23 am

"I wish I had a smaller bum," my wife grumbled. "Do you wish I had a smaller bum?"

"Not at all," I told her.

"Aww, you're sweet," she gushed. "Is it because you love my bum the way it is?"

"Not really," I replied. "It's because it'd look
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ridiculous any smaller with legs that size attached to it."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Big bum?

Postby Melisandre » Fri Sep 15, 2017 11:20 am

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