Funeral

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Funeral

Postby rebbonk » Sat Sep 09, 2017 10:06 am

I said to my boss, "I need next Friday off for my girlfriend's funeral."

"Are you taking the mick?" he asked. "This is the 3rd girlfriend's funeral this year."

"I know," I replied.
Spoiler:
"I've just got a thing for emo birds."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Funeral

Postby Melisandre » Sat Sep 09, 2017 11:56 am

:lol:
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