I've written a book!

[rebbonk]

I've written a book about a young girl who takes drugs and encounters all kinds of strange creatures talking in an almost incomprehensible dialect. It ends up with her getting pregnant and becoming a single mother, living on a crappy housing estate and surviving on benefits.

It's called

Spoiler:

"Alice in Sunderland".

[Melisandre]

[dutchman]