Would you let me...?

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Would you let me...?

Postby rebbonk » Tue Sep 05, 2017 8:10 am

The train was travelling along when a beautiful young woman entered the compartment which was deserted except for a businessman reading his paper.

The man peered over his paper and asked "Would you let me kiss you for $1?" "Certainly not!" exclaimed the young woman, and the businessman returned to his paper.

A short while later he looked across again and said "Would you let me kiss you for $1000?" After a brief pause, the woman replied "Yes, I suppose I would!" Again the man returned to his newspaper.

A few minutes later the man asked "Would you let me kiss you for $5?" "Certainly not!" replied the young woman, getting angry now "What kind of girl do you take me for?"

Spoiler:
"We've already established that" replied the man "now we're just haggling over the price!"
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Re: Would you let me...?

Postby Melisandre » Tue Sep 05, 2017 1:33 pm

:lol:
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