Have a 'Polo'

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Have a 'Polo'

Postby rebbonk » Fri Aug 25, 2017 10:11 am

The trainer was giving last minute instructions to the jockey at the starting gate when he appeared to put something in the horses mouth, just as a Steward was passing.

"What was that?" demanded the Steward.

"Only a Polo" said the trainer and gave one to the Steward and took one himself.

The Steward appeared satisfied and went about his business.

The trainer went on with his instructions: "listen, you're on an absolute certainty today. Just hold the rail until the home straight. The only thing that could pass you then
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would be either me or the Steward.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Have a 'Polo'

Postby Melisandre » Fri Aug 25, 2017 8:58 pm

:lol:
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