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The number

Postby rebbonk » Thu Aug 24, 2017 10:09 am

"Why are you painting number 34 on our bin when we live at number two?" asked my wife.

Spoiler:
"It's so the binmen will leave it near our house when they've emptied it," I replied.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: The number

Postby Melisandre » Thu Aug 24, 2017 9:15 pm

:lol:
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Re: The number

Postby dutchman » Thu Aug 24, 2017 9:42 pm

:lol:
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