Ugly?

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Ugly?

Postby rebbonk » Thu Aug 17, 2017 9:32 am

At a wedding in Greenock I whispered to a guy next to me, "Isn't the bride a right ugly dog"

"Do you mind. That's my daughter you're talking about"

"I'm sorry, I didn't know you were her father''...

"I'm not . . .
Spoiler:
I'm her mother.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Ugly?

Postby dutchman » Thu Aug 17, 2017 5:43 pm

:lol:
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Re: Ugly?

Postby Melisandre » Thu Aug 17, 2017 6:02 pm

:lol:
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