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First time (bit naughty)

Postby rebbonk » Tue Aug 15, 2017 8:58 am

The first time I asked a woman to have sex with me my hands were sweating and shaking uncontrollably...

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I'd never pointed a gun at anyone before.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: First time (bit naughty)

Postby dutchman » Wed Aug 16, 2017 12:37 am

:lol:
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Re: First time (bit naughty)

Postby Melisandre » Wed Aug 16, 2017 9:39 pm

:lol:
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