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How it is!

Postby rebbonk » Tue Aug 15, 2017 8:58 am

A gent who had been injured in an accident went looking for a lawyer to represent him without cost.

One lawyer told him that he would take the case on contingency.

When the client asked what 'contingency' was, the lawyer replied "If I don't win your lawsuit, I don't get anything. If I do win your lawsuit,
Spoiler:
you don't get anything".
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: How it is!

Postby dutchman » Tue Aug 15, 2017 11:17 pm

:lol:
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Re: How it is!

Postby Melisandre » Wed Aug 16, 2017 9:38 pm

:lol:
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