Not covered

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Not covered

Postby rebbonk » Tue Aug 15, 2017 8:56 am

A man went on a ski trip and was knocked unconscious by the chair lift.

He called his insurance company from the hospital but they refused to cover his injury.

"Why is the injury not covered?" he asked. "You got hit in the head by a chair lift" the insurance rep said.
Spoiler:
"That makes you an idiot and we consider that a pre-existing condition".
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Not covered

Postby Melisandre » Wed Aug 16, 2017 9:32 pm

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