Date night

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Date night

Postby rebbonk » Fri Aug 11, 2017 9:50 am

I was on a date with my wife and I couldn’t stop staring at her breasts.

"Is there something wrong?" she asked.

"No" I replied, "why do you ask?"

"You have been staring at
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the floor all night".
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Date night

Postby Melisandre » Fri Aug 11, 2017 10:05 pm

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