Maternity dress (bit naughty)

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Maternity dress (bit naughty)

Postby rebbonk » Thu Jul 27, 2017 9:34 am

I went into Mothercare and asked if they sold maternity dresses.

"Certainly, Sir," said the pretty young assistant. "What bust?"

Spoiler:
"The condom"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Maternity dress (bit naughty)

Postby Melisandre » Thu Jul 27, 2017 4:16 pm

:lol:
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