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Chinese salesman

Postby rebbonk » Tue Jul 25, 2017 9:50 am

I answered the door to a Chinese light bulb salesman and he said, "Sell you light? Sell you light?"

So I shouted to my missus,
Spoiler:
"It's for you, darling.

I'm cooking my own tea now evidently!
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Postby Melisandre » Tue Jul 25, 2017 6:16 pm

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