Chip supper

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Chip supper

Postby rebbonk » Mon Jul 24, 2017 10:42 am

I went into the chip shop and asked for a packet of Chips Open.

The girl said, "Would you like anything on your chips luvvie?"

I said, "Is it any Extra?"

She replied, "Yes, just 20p."

I said, "OK then.
Spoiler:
I will have a steak pie and a jumbo sausage."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Chip supper

Postby Melisandre » Mon Jul 24, 2017 5:11 pm

:lol:
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