Oh you absolute swine

(nothing in this section is to be taken seriously)

Oh you absolute swine

Postby rebbonk » Thu Jul 20, 2017 10:04 am

So there I was sat in my van. I had kept the house under surveillance for about an hour.

Then there was movement at the front door.

I hunched down as much as I could in the van so the woman wouldn’t see me. As she walked up the road and turned the corner I slowly, carefully exited the van.

I crossed the road, nervously, aware that at any time someone could notice me of the woman from the house could come back.

I launched myself over the garden wall and fell to the ground.

My heart was beating in anticipation of someone shouting out to me. I crawled slowly to the door. Once there I looked around once more to check my surroundings. The I lifted the letterbox slowly and quietly. Once my work was done, I slowly closed the letter box aware that any sound might disturb someone and make them come to the door.

I then jumped up and ran for my life, jumped into the van and drove off at speed away from the scene.

Spoiler:
And another ‘Sorry you were out’ card is successfully delivered!
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
User avatar
rebbonk
 
Posts: 72166
Joined: Thu Nov 12, 2009 6:01 am

Re: Oh you absolute swine

Postby Melisandre » Thu Jul 20, 2017 10:17 am

:lol:
User avatar
Melisandre
 
Posts: 14096
Joined: Fri Oct 16, 2015 7:52 am


Return to Joke Thread

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 1 guest

  • Ads