In the divorce courts

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In the divorce courts

Postby rebbonk » Wed Jul 19, 2017 9:28 am

Phil and Jill had been married for many years but now were in divorce court.

The judge asked "Phil, is it true that the last three years of your marriage, you did not speak to Jill?"

Phil replies "Yes Judge that is correct".

"And how do you explain this unusual conduct?" the judge inquires.

Phil replies
Spoiler:
"I didn't want to interrupt her Your Honour".
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: In the divorce courts

Postby Melisandre » Wed Jul 19, 2017 10:15 am

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