Cricket playing horse

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Cricket playing horse

Postby rebbonk » Tue Jun 27, 2017 11:19 am

A horse went to Lords to play cricket.

The manager said "you cant play cricket you’re a horse"

The horse "give us a go and ill show you"

They take him down to the nets and soon he was whacking balls all over the place, so they give him a game.

First five balls he hits them for a six, the 6th ball comes over and he hits through the slips.

His partner starts to run and got stumped.

His partner said as he went by "why didn’t you run?"

The horse replied
Spoiler:
"if I could run I’d be at Ascot"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Cricket playing horse

Postby Melisandre » Tue Jun 27, 2017 6:38 pm

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Re: Cricket playing horse

Postby dutchman » Wed Jun 28, 2017 12:58 am

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