Neil and Buzz

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I met Buzz Aldrin once and asked how he felt being the second man on the moon.

"Well" he said, "it could have been anyone. Right up until we landed, we hadn't decided who would be first out the door. Then, once we touched down, Neil suggested we toss for it."

"And he won?" I said.

"Well, no" he mumbled.

Spoiler:

"The coin was still in the air when Neil jumped down the ladder. The git."