High Fliers

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High Fliers

Postby rebbonk » Sat Apr 17, 2010 3:33 am

Political candidates Gordon Brown, David Cameron, and Nick Clegg were sharing a plane up to Manchester for a TV debate.

Cameron looked at Brown, chuckled and said, 'You know I could throw a £50 note out of the window right now and make somebody very happy.'

Brown shrugged his shoulders and replied, 'I could throw ten £50 notes out of the window and make ten people very happy.'

Clegg added, 'That being the case, I could throw one hundred £50 notes out of the window and make a hundred people very happy.'

Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his copilot, 'Such big-shots back there.
Spoiler:
I could throw all three of them out of the window and make 65 million people very happy.'

I'm voting for the Pilot
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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