Be careful what you ask for

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Be careful what you ask for

Postby rebbonk » Mon Jun 05, 2017 12:19 pm

Hillary phoned the president's office shortly after midnight.

“I need to talk to the president, it’s an emergency!”, exclaimed Hillary.

After some cajoling, the president’s assistant agreed to wake him up.

“So, what is it that’s so important that it can’t wait until morning?”, grumbled Trump.

“A Supreme Court Justice just died, and I want to take his place”, begged Hillary.

“Well, it’s OK with me
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if it’s OK with the mortuary”, replied President Trump
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Be careful what you ask for

Postby Melisandre » Mon Jun 05, 2017 6:23 pm

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