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Classified ads

Postby rebbonk » Mon May 29, 2017 10:01 am

Just rang up my local paper and asked how much is is to advertise something for sale

She said "it's 50p per inch "

I said " oh l can't afford that "

She asked "why, what are you selling?"

I said
Spoiler:
a 30ft ladder
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Classified ads

Postby Melisandre » Mon May 29, 2017 10:32 am

:yellow_grin:
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