Mum's advice

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Mum's advice

Postby rebbonk » Sat May 27, 2017 9:12 am

My Mum always used to say to me, "Always go for ugly women, that way you know they'll always be faithful."

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Clearly she's never watched the Jeremy Kyle show.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Mum's advice

Postby Melisandre » Sat May 27, 2017 9:25 am

:yellow_grin:
They are more likely to go off with other men it builds their confidence.
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