I met this girl...

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I met this girl...

Postby rebbonk » Tue May 23, 2017 10:37 am

I got chatting with a girl in a bar last night, "Can I buy you a drink?" I asked.

"Don't you have a girlfriend?" she replied, "Guys like you always have girlfriends."

"No, sadly we broke up just over a month ago," I assured her.

"Oh I'm sorry to hear that," she said, "Go on then, I'll have a Cider please."

A few drinks later after a kiss and a cuddle we headed off back to her place and made passionate love.

While I was putting my clothes back on she said, "So, you're good looking, a nice guy and amazing in bed, can I ask why on earth you split with your girlfriend?"

I said,
Spoiler:
"My wife found out."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: I met this girl...

Postby Melisandre » Tue May 23, 2017 5:28 pm

:lol:
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