Getting married

(nothing in this section is to be taken seriously)

Getting married

Postby rebbonk » Sun May 21, 2017 9:17 am

Two Scotsmen, Hamish and his pal Angus were sitting in a bar discussing Hamish's forthcoming wedding.

"How are the preparations going?" asked Angus.

"Aye, they're coming along nicely," replied Hamish. "The invitations have been sent, I've got my best man and I've arranged my stag night. And I've even bought a kilt to be married in."

""A kilt?" said Angus. "You'll look very smart, I'm sure. What's the tartan?"

"Och," replied Hamish,
Spoiler:
"I'll imagine she'll just be wearing a white dress."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
User avatar
rebbonk
 
Posts: 72166
Joined: Thu Nov 12, 2009 6:01 am

Re: Getting married

Postby Melisandre » Sun May 21, 2017 9:48 pm

:lol:
User avatar
Melisandre
 
Posts: 14096
Joined: Fri Oct 16, 2015 7:52 am


Return to Joke Thread

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 1 guest

  • Ads
cron