Earring

[rebbonk]

A man is at work one day, when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring.

The man knows his co-worker to be a conservative guy, and is curious about his sudden change in fashion sense.

The man walks up and says, “I didn’t know you were into earrings.”

The co-worker responds sheepishly, “Don’t make such a big deal out of this, it’s only an earring.”

The man falls silent for a few minutes, but then his curiosity prods him to say, “So how long have you been wearing one?”

The co-worker responds, “Ever since my wife found it in my truck.”

[Melisandre]