Anniversary sex

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Anniversary sex

Postby rebbonk » Wed May 10, 2017 8:33 am

My wife was undressing for our annual anniversary sex.

As she took off her top, she said, "You're about to have the time of your life."

I squirmed, "For God's sake love, some things are best left to the imagination."

She laughed, "Okay, sorry, I'll stop talking!"

I said, "No, I mean
Spoiler:
put your top back on!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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