Shoe sales

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Shoe sales

Postby rebbonk » Sun Apr 30, 2017 9:16 am

A manager of a Clarks shoe shop is getting fed up with an annoying man shouting outside his shop.

The manager approaches the annoying man and kindly offers him a pair of shoes.

The annoying man says, "These are a size 10 and I'm only a size 9."

The manager replies, "I know you are, sir, but all morning you've been shouting
Spoiler:
BIGGER SHOE, BIGGER SHOE!!!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Shoe sales

Postby Melisandre » Sun Apr 30, 2017 5:36 pm

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