Cole's law

[rebbonk]

Brunette:"You've heard of Murphy's Law?"

Blonde: "Yes, why?"

Brunette: It states that if anything can go wrong, it will, but have you heard of Cole's Law?

Blonde: "No."

Brunette:

Spoiler:

"It's thinly sliced cabbage."

[Melisandre]

I seen that coming .