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Had to tell the council!

Postby rebbonk » Thu Apr 13, 2017 10:11 am

A bloke phones up his local council office and says "I have just had sex with a ginger bird"

The council woman says "You should phone the priest to confess"

The man replies "I don't want to confess...

Spoiler:
I want you to fix the lights in the park!
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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