Little boy asking questions

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Little boy asking questions

Postby rebbonk » Mon Mar 06, 2017 9:41 am

A four year old little boy was at the doctor’s office with his mother in the waiting room when he spotted a pregnant lady on the other side of the room.

Having nothing better to do, he walked over to her and inquisitively asks “Why is your stomach so big?”

She replied, “I’m having a baby.”

With big eyes, he replied, “Is the baby in your stomach?”

She said, “He sure is.”

Then the little boy, with a puzzled look on his face, asked yet another question, “Is it a good baby?”

She said, “Oh, yes. It’s a real good baby.”

At this point the woman is thinking the little boy is incredibly cute and looks forward to what he has to say next…

And, much to her surprise, with an even more surprised and shocked look than before, he asks,
Spoiler:
“Then why did you eat him?"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Little boy asking questions

Postby Melisandre » Mon Mar 06, 2017 1:07 pm

:lol: out of the mouths of babes and sucklings.
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