The snail

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The snail

Postby rebbonk » Wed Mar 01, 2017 10:56 am

A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door.

He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch.

He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.

Three years later there’s a knock on the door.

He opens it and sees the same snail.

The snail says:
Spoiler:
‘What the hell was that all about?’
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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