Wealth, health and happiness

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Wealth, health and happiness

Postby rebbonk » Sat Feb 18, 2017 9:43 am

I was telling a friend about an ancient tale to bring wealth, health and happiness to your family and I told him I had been doing it.

I told him I got a blood orange and a red apple, I had to soak them overnight in a pot with some hair or a nail from the members of my family.

In the morning, and this bit is critical, you have to put the apple and the orange into specific places. So I put the apple in a shoe but it had be a right shoe.

He said "wow that's an interesting story, what's the origin?"

I said, '
Spoiler:
it's in a sock next to the apple'
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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