Paddy in court

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Paddy in court

Postby rebbonk » Tue Jan 24, 2017 10:43 am

Paddy stood up in court.

The judge asked "guilty or innocent?"

Paddy replied "guilty"

The lawyer whispered in his ear, "I thought you said you were definitely innocent?"

Paddy said "I thought that too
Spoiler:
until I heard the evidence against me"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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