Butcher

A lady went into a butcher shop complaining about some hot dogs she had just bought.
"The middle is meat," she exclaimed, "but the ends are sawdust!"

"Well," said the butcher. "These days it's hard to make ends meat."

Rebbonk, you can now use the "spoiler" button to hide a punchline until someone is ready to read it. The spoiler button can also be used for quizzes, sports results, plot descriptions, etc.

Thanks, I'll have a little fun with that.